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Depend Demotivational Poster


TRUE TO LIFE -


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am

amsome!
mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am
d*** i've missed you


THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all


TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.9/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -


TAGS: wounded marine buddy dependable
Rating: 4.38/5

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sickartist - May 24, 2010, 6:11 pm
Army too brother 5L


THE JOURNEY -


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Thanks!
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
Truly demotivating sad poster


JB WELD OR DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: i think it depends on the application
Rating: 4.24/5

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TooTsiE - March 23, 2010, 3:05 pm
Roads? where we're going... we dont need roads...
agdaniele - February 10, 2010, 10:10 pm
LMAO!
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:43 pm
LOL!
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
Amsome! 5Rolls!


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks


TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

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mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


Independence Day -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day
Rating: 4.22/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:25 am
Some how I do not thinks it's about the tea
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 4:49 pm
I like tea as well, but not how Americans make it. It is so bland, even the brits go, "D@#n! That's bland!"
PapaFox - July 1, 2013, 4:14 pm
Phooey, I like tea. :P


ROCKY 7 -




ON THE ROAD AGAIN -


TAGS: independence
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2012, 8:31 pm
Or if translated into laymen terms - buy them a cheap set of luggage and give them enough money for a one way ticket yep, responsibility and independence teehee
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 7:23 pm
This is entirely too uplifting for some as jaded as me. 5L. Be sure to post it to motitwist if you haven't yet. ;)


INDEPENDENCE - Triggered by a highly developed sense of denial.


TAGS: child independence
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:36 pm
Great caption for this picture.
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:22 pm
Nice one. 5L


WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


WASHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm

awesome!


Yo, England -




"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




President Whitmore -


TAGS: independence day bill pullman president
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:32 am
Nice! I like where you're going with this.
curlyrocks - May 23, 2013, 10:49 pm
The only president that could hold a candle to him is Roosevelt. But the only Roosevelt has going for him is that being real thing. Who cares let's re-write our history so future historians think where awesome rather than idiots.
Cannabal - May 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
BIll Pullman for President!
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:19 pm

only regan and his UN speach on aliens even came close :)


Enemy Of The State -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: depending on your angle
Rating: 4.72/5

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Derek - November 11, 2010, 3:50 am
But the "big gun" didn't work, now did it gufbal?
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:32 pm
I like this, great combo. I think they should go with vinal siding, and nice blinds... and a big gun, then you wont need the fence!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:09 pm
They'll make the next one with bricks.


RELIABILITY -


TAGS: steadfast dependable persistent monotonous regular
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - March 10, 2011, 6:03 pm
Ain't that the truth, 5 corporate kiss a**es


SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


NATO - Military Co-operation The greatest kind of Co-dependence


TAGS: co dependence day
Rating: 3.06/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2010, 10:58 pm
Joining Motifake with an anonymous avatar and calling yourself guyfox, now that's an epic fail.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 8:02 pm
*but
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 8:02 pm
I was just trying to make at least 1 poster for the a**ignment day......what are you trying to say? I know it's not a good poster,nut it beats the f*** out of anything you've made.
guyfox - July 4, 2010, 7:39 pm
now this would be an epic fail


PSYCHOTIC - No food and shelter for Sylvester this week!




Things I Learned Growing Up -




Turbo Walker -


TAGS: geritol dones pills depends prunes for breakfast
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

Just so long as you don't have one of those 'rear-view mirrors' on your walker.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:12 am
Oh man! My morning is made!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 9:49 am
Prude! I'm going commando.


It's Time For Me To Fly -




Rebels will change your fate -




Indie Films -




AFFECTION -


TAGS: feeling independence
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:00 am
I usually only flame on here but I couldn't dream of doing so here. Great Post man. 5 Fatherly Ls. (especially about the poo)
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:40 pm
5L - Thanks for posting!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 pm
5L from me as well. I won't even try a funny comment. This is a great poster, period.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 10:26 am
5L


This 4th of July -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day land fireworks indigenous people of turtle island
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - July 4, 2013, 12:02 pm

Amsome, hey...pass the coleslaw


Ughomer - Canada Closed for July 1 Holiday -


TAGS: canada independence day holiday
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 2:01 pm
Memo: Dear Boss: Off lobster hunting in the wilds of Saskatchewan. Could be a while!


Codependence Day -


TAGS: id4 independence day
Rating: 4.38/5

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CloudchaserS - June 26, 2013, 12:24 am
The original writers one of whom is also the director is involved, too bad Will Smith won't be in it because he's greedy and wants more than what Fox is willing to pay


INDEPENDANCE DAY - Soldier's don't fight because of what's in front of them, it's what they left behind.


TAGS: redhead independance patriotic usa
Rating: 3.4/5

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Garrison1444 - July 2, 2011, 7:29 pm
doh my bad
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:44 pm
Like ****ty spellers?


Semantics -


TAGS: august 18th calendar theme depends on who you ask really
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 18, 2017, 2:08 pm
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - August 18, 2017, 7:34 am
Amen brother, UP yours


Dependents -


TAGS: irs dependents internal revenue service
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:30 am
Nice one, UP yours


Punctuality -


TAGS: german organization models women dependability
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - May 22, 2016, 10:24 am
Thanks so much for confirming my suspicions. Now I can sleep restfully at night.
JesusWept - May 21, 2016, 12:37 pm
Of course they do! German efficiency is written in blood LOL


Rushing By -


TAGS: world hurry depends
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2015, 12:46 am
Damm near as funny as yer ‘In My Day’ poster (also fav’d), the ‘gall danged’ is the catalyst to the entire verbiage of this seemingly easy masterpiece…..well crap, happened again, now where’s that wipie...NURSE!
MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 11:31 pm
5 full bladders! Um Mr. Gary I don't think Greeny did anything...it just happens as one ages teehee.
GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:41 am
5 and freaking fav'd...only the melon can do this to me (LMFAO)


Happy Independence Day, From The Independent Planets! -




HIDING -




jackson hewitt -




CAPTAIN STEVEN HILLER -




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